Let’s get his name right, folks!
This man is Ultraklystron, aka Karl Olson:

Let’s say it together now, Ul-chra-kleye-stron.
Good.
He is not:
A Krylon

Klingon

Cylon

From Krypton

Strom Thurman

Or Ultraman

Just trying to help clear the confusion.



LOL! Good job, Glenn, but wouldn’t it be Ul-trah-klie-stron?
Damn, and I thought he was all of those.
OK, is this a linguistics joke? ‘Cause if so, Z wins on degree of difficulty. Seriously, can you figure out how HE would say Ul-trah-klie-stron?
I was thinking of something like that, but thought the klie might be interpreted as klee. And I used a ch since that’s how I say it.
Tomato, tomato.
Shit, maybe he is all of those. I should fire up Photoshop and get to work.
That is an excellent how to guide.
Ul - tra - kly - stron.
4 syllables that mean quality. ^_^
As much as I would love to take credit for this article, I am not the Glenn that made this. It is highly entertaining, however.
ROCK!
Glenn Case